Father, padre, pops, papa, dadio, old man; we’re celebrating dads today Greenville. Father’s day is this Sunday and what better way to give a tip of the ol’ cap to dad than a handful of dad jokes?
Oh yeah, give the thumbs up emoji next to your favorite dad joke a little taparoo with your thumb to be taken to a funny gif of some of your favorite TV dads. Pretty fun right? We thought so.
The Jokes 🤣
- A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’ 👍
- Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ 👍
- How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it! 👍
- I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. 👍
- ‘Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.’ 👍
- Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. 👍
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. 👍
https://youtu.be/v4cR-DdOpwo
