Happy Valentine’s Day, GVL. 💚 We hope you’re feelin’ the love today. And if not? We have something that might fix that.
A few days ago we asked y’all on Instagram to give us your best, funniest, most charming and/or semi-lame attempts to conjure some Greenville-inspired pick-up lines.
So, if you’re trying to woo a fellow Greenvillian today, try out one of these lines.
Here’s what some of y’all said.👇
“Are you Woodruff Rd? Because I’m stuck on you.” – @cpthalvie
“Are you the Bi-Lo Center? Because I see a name change in your future” – @stevenmcosta
“Are you a city of Greenville parking meter? Because I’m really hoping you’re free after 6” – @asdfghjklgrace
“Are you the mice on main? Cause I’ve been looking for you my whole life” – bradym_
“Haywood ya gimme those digits?” – @snakeheadvintage
“Are you the mayor? Because you Knox my socks off.” – @asdfghjklgrace
“Are you the Gateway Project? Because I’m hot and bothered” – @therealjoshuawilson
“Do you live in downtown Greenville? ‘Cause we could save a good bit by splitting rent…” – @anna.rk.atkins
“Are you Up on the Roof? Bc girl you got me sky-high.” – @therealjoshuawilson
“Baby, we can take this as slow as Woodruff Road, or as fast as Wade Hampton” – @carolinatrekker
“Are you a season pass for the Peace Center? Because I’d like to spend a pretty penny on you.” – @asdfghjklgrace
“Shewww girl are you a red light.... cause you had me thinkin’ ‘bout stopping #greenvilledrivers” – @wyatt17_
“Are you McBee? Bc you make my heart skip McBeats” – @therealjoshuawilson
“Hey girl are you French? ‘Cause madamnnnn 🔥🇫🇷” – @passerellebistro
“Is your name Reedy because I find you ribbiting. 😝🐸” – @ericadawn124
“Girl, I know your folks worked around here in the textile industry ‘cause you were cut from some fine cloth” – @frankbullingtonart
“Are you the Reedy River? Cause I’m gushing over you” – @stitchandletter
“Are you @gathergvl ....because I’ve been waiting for you FOREVER!” – @mangoswagg
“Are you the Greenville baseball team? Because you Drive me crazy! @greenvilledrive” – @kd.amidon
“Are you Fall for Greenville? Because I could eat you up 🤤” – @abrenng
“If we went to the soccer game tonight I know our love would triumph @gvltriumph” – @kd.amidon
Want to join the conversation? Comment your best one-liner on our Instagram post.
